just know that every time you send my friends hate i think about horrible things happening to you
like stepping on a lego
or walking through a puddle with socks on
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room.
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets